The Best Way To Kill A Roach (or any bug for that matter)

here's melvin's method. It may sound sadistic, or harsh, or whatever.. but fact of the matter is that it is for some reason extremely satisfying (for me at least)...

so i saw a roach just now (lol yes.. tested and proven! WAHA!)
yes so i saw a roach just now (*wink) and so as i do i went to get the pesticide and i stumbled across my insect repellant.
this bright light streaked across and i thought this was an idea.

Why not make the roach hate itself just like you hate it?

the general idea of insect repellant is that insects don't like it for some reason or another. you applying it to whatever and they stay away from it.

ever had the feeling like you're covered in something ickey and disgusting and you just can't wait to get a shower? for example if you fell into a huge pool of shit? wouldn't you so hate yourself because you stunk?

well shit doesn't work with roaches but REPELLANT SURE DOES! WOO!

so spray the bloody thing and make it hate itself!
to my knowledge it doesn't kill it (cause mine was trying to escape but with funny twitches and i swear i could almost hear something like "OMG GET IT OFF ME! AHHHHHH IT BURNSSSSSSS IT BURNSSSS USSSSS! HELP HELP! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
OH GOD SOMEONE JUST KILL ME NOW!" *pause tape*.. did i hear that? let's rewind to be sure
":AKSUDHK:AMND:QWIJF :KSAF:KHAF
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW" *stop, playback*
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
OH GOD SOMEONE JUST KILL ME NOW!"

HAH! now you're not being heartless for killing it which is a much greater sin than torture i think, you're actually putting it out of misery! You actually have it's permission to kill it! :D HOW COOL IS THAT?!

"Okey dokey just sign here...... wookay done..... NOW TAKE A FACE FULL OF PESTICIDE MOTHA*^&(*^#er AND DIE!"

*PESTICIDE!*

after it had flipped itself over and died, (if yours still twitches you could try the neat trick of putting a lighter infront of your pesticide and spraying.. but you didn't hear it from me! and please make sure nothing else flammable is in the vicinity.) yes so after it had flipped over and died, i found i could not hold back an evil laugh that was coming from within me.. and god.. so damn satisfying..

Haste la vista, baby *spits*

(If you experience trouble with your roach please feel free to call Schwarzenegger Roach Killas
"If it bleeds, we can kill it" - Arnold Schwarzenegger in Predator)

bad thoughts at 444

so kinda happy am gonna go to tioman tmr with marie..

but right now kind of thinking of some thingg.. and ponderinggg.. 

and thinking about possibilities...
majority of them are bad..

and i don't really want to picture it.. and i don't think I want to confront it..

maybe we'll just wait and see and it may just turn out to be nothing..

stupid really.. should have just gone to bed instead of waiting for the stupid movies to be ready to be synced into my iPod for the loooong bus trip.. figured i'd go surf the web.. 

saw Something, read Somethings, thought about those things.. put A and B together.. and?

A + B is either = to Tragedy, Anger, a betrayal of Trust, a betrayal of Freedom, and so much more Anger.. 

or

A + B = nothing..

after all i have jumped to conclusions before.. and often this usually lead me to laugh the whole situation off after.. though i feel like shit then.. 

so i'm praying it's nothing, and i'm thinking to deep, and that this is not All going down the drain like Before..

(oh my god look... look... look...)

moviessssss- "Bad Habits"

So went to see this film today with marie and kit and alex, who's quite a nice guy..

I felt the movie was exactly how i pictured (well not exactly..) it would be.. just watching the trailer really made me want to watch it.. and i feel it's one of the better movies i've seen in awhile.. offers something different from stuff like batman.. which is of course great.. but this is great in it's own way..

i thought it got it's points across quite well.. and it's just up to the viewer to think a wee bit into it.. i think some people may find certain parts a little draggyy.. and it's normal.. but i feel pacing for this film overall was quite slow so don't have issues with how it was slightly draggy in certain parts..

i loved the cinematography and constant theme of water..

loved how the director used juxtaposition to link things.. to great effect and getting some humor across..

so overall.. a good watch.. 7.5/10 Kitty Treats for it..

the movie is M18... it's showing exclusively at The Picturehouse in The Cathay.. so rememeber to book your tickets cause they get snapped up quite fast.. and make sure to be on time.. because there are virtually no advertisements here.. if it says 7.20.. it is gonna start at that time.. so be there or risk missing the starting..

actually really wanna watch another one of the films called "The Book of Revelation" but it's R21 unfortunately.. might wait for the dvd.. looks interesting.. and also really wanna watch "Tropic Thunder"!!! hahah can't wait till it comes out.. and "Mamma Mia"! yeap..

aight c'est ca!