the things i see with my eyes closed...

i *bang* can't *bang* can't *bang* can't *bang* sleeeeeeeeeep!!
my eyes are tight shut.. but it's like i've got a screen under my eyelids... i still see stuff!!!
i tried wiggling my toes (some random thing i found on the internet to help smiley lady when she was having trouble sleeping...) but it's not working...... its already deux heures moins le quart (1.45am)
i tried counting sheeep but the sheep are all tired out and sleeping themselves!!! talk about selfish sheep! i'm gonna send all of them to the slaughter house first thing after work tomorrow and make lamb chops outta them all.... muahahahha*evil-laugh*
what am i too doooooo.... (a hardworking me would say... Do your french homework monsieur...)
but alas i'm not hardworking am i ?
let's see... there's nothing interesting on tv at this mo'...
there's nothing interesting to do at alllllll! at this time! i don't feel like going for a walk cause i'm squeaky clean *squeaks* seeee....
watching one of the many movies i have isn't such a good idea now either... cause i'll definitely stay up through the entire darn thing.. and by the time it ends it'll be 5 am... so 1 hour of sleep is the same as no sleep..
"NO DREAMS bcoz NO SLEEP!"
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo time is ticking awayyyyy... noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo it's still ticking awayyyyyyy...
i blame myself for eating alot throughout the entire day.. now i've got too much energy stored in me... (talk about bad planning)
maybe i should sneak into the clubhouse and take a swim in the swimming pool heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*sneakkkyyyy* of course there's the risk of being caught by the security guard who seems never to sleep because he isn't suppose tooo because he's there to serve and protect! (k whatever im not making sense...)
who's up for late supper???? =P jalan kayu roti prata anyoneeee??????? *crickets chirping*
oi!!! i'm talking to youuuu! *snoreeeee snoreeee snoreeee*
don't make me go over there, you.... "Not *yawnnn* now u nag... can't you keep it down? it's 2 am in the mornn*yawwnnn*ing.... "
But but *goes back to sleepp..*
*maosi lets out a verbal assualt few will forget...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!*
(of course not many will even register it because they're all dead as logs they aree *nods head*)
"Where... is... the.. driver??? *snoreeeeeee*"

ok... i think i've ran out of randomness... gonna go make myself a hot cuppa milo...
(with 'beng?' :P)
No! no ice you cow.. that'll defeat the purpose of drinking the milo...
(but... but...)
No! shutup youuu..
(no you shutup...)
don't tell me to shutup you screw-up!
(well it takes one to know one screw-up buddy!)
i'm not a screw-up! you're just disturbing me because you are insecure...
(insecure? hahahhahahaa... hahahahhahahaa)
what's so funny????
(hahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhaa....)
shut-up!
(MUAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA....)
*maosi let's lose the 2nd verbal assualt in 5 minutes few would forget...* AHHHHHH!!!
*in the distance a elderly man is playing the violin for 'inspiration'* "Ehhh? who let out George of the Jungle arrrr???"
(ha....)
are you done?
(yep =P...)
goood...
*door bell rings... a policeman is standing outside the house..*
"Hi sir... we received a complaint from an elderly man saying he heard George of the Jungle yelling... it disturbed his search for 'inspiration' ... is everything alright?"
(AHAHHAHAHHAHHA!)
of course it is officer... thank you for the concern and if i see george i'll let him know you came by... thank you have a pleasant evening...