Thursday, July 13, 2006

my random thoughts...

ReadY?

Ok so ive noticed that i am only blogging about stuff that is closest to my heart (or simply just in my head)... i feel like im a little bit selfish and i wanna change this image...
I will from now on talk about nothing of myself.. i shall talk about other people and their problems... stuff like politics...

Ok soooooooo first post of the new me...







NAH! im only joking... i think i like the selfish me =P.... (hahaha...)
so i shall be selfish and tell everyone what a bad week this has been so far... just like every other week that where life is tricking us all....




(psst... i wrote in invisible ink) ~ifufallforthisumustbecrazy=P~

ok so anyway....

i think life is crappy only because people make the wrong decisions and the stupid cause-and-effect change is actually real and decides to make single choice u make have a effect and so if u do something wrong but u didnt when u did it cause it actually seemed like a good idea at the time that u did it and in the end it turns out to be just another bad choice made in your life that leads to another sad thing in your life that leads to you feeling depressed like me(im nt that depressed) and u look and give yourself hopes like waiting for something like in DX's pov(andmine?)
waiting for someone everytime it really turns out crappy cause it really wont happen so just do yourself a favour and just give up!!!! cause the man is jsut gonna keep crapping over all over your head and turn everything u do into shite...

(note to self and everyone... this entire paragraph is to be read in one breath)
the first person to do so, tell me and i will give u a special prize(its actually a title)....

Congratulations! u've just won yourself the title of *drum roll*
"The Only Person In The World That Doesnt Need To Breathe Because He/She Is Already Dead and So Doesnt Need Air To Function And So Can Read That Long Long Long Paragraph That Maosi Wrote AND This Title"
=) dont u just feel special (whoever u are) that u are the only one who can tell others your title?
wow wat a feeling (please sense the sarcasm) ... u really should give yourself a pat on the back...

"ooo question question Mr.Mao...."(jumps up and down excitedly)

WHY is maosi suddenly so happy today?
TEH TEH! WRONG AGAIN JOHNNY!
Maosi isnt happy today... hes just being stupid and dumb and wasting your time making u read all this crap for NOTHING! *Nods Head Rapidly as if Air Guitaring*

"oo question question Mr.Mao..."(jumps up and down excitedly again)
"YES WHAT?
WHY is maosi so sad today?
*please read the top because...*
JOHNNY HAS JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS FOR BEING THE WEAKEST LINK!
"i did?"
OF COURSE U DID!!!
"is this some trick or scam?"
DO YOU want the money or not?!
(turns too look at the people in the world)"dont u guys think this is a scam?"
*takes out bag filled with a million dollars*HOW about you count that and u tell me if its a scam..
*tosses bag at his feet*
"1,2,3,4,5,6.......99........6000........999999, 1000000! it really isnt a scam?! WEeee I won a million dollars!!!!"
Yes for being stupid on my show... youaretheweakestlink goodbye.....
(starts making his way to the door and tries to open it....)
Security! SECURITY!!! that man is walking off with our million dollars!!! SECURITY!!!!
"what? who? me? but i thought..."

TEH TEH! WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG!

when is the world gonna learn the world isnt like it seems?
when am i gonna learn I AM NOT THE ONE!?
when am i gonna learn to be like everyone else?!?
WHEN WHEN WHEN?! QUAND QUAND QUAND?!
I'll tell u when...... never....
U wanna know why i am the way i am? Cause I'm special*rolls eyes at himself*
Special in what way?
Im special cause i DONT! Want to be! like everyone else!!!
And that is wat makes me special in my opinion...
but the thing that just happens to tick me off is that im special...
Im so special i dont dare do something that i know i should do...
Im so special i cry at night in my sleep and jeeez im a guy?
Im so special i tell myself i AM DIFFERENT!
Im not a human being!
Im some alien from outer space!
Im not made to love or be loved! (ok maybe i can love..)
Im not made to have a perfect life! (hey no ones perfect..)
Im not made for things that i want! (Sometimes u want too much...)
Im not made for things that i need! (u really dont need those thing...)
IM made because....................................................... ive never really thought about it...
( u wanna know why u r made maosi? u r made cause god loves u and im know deep down inside u u know he loves u.... )
( u were made to make ppl laugh... )
( u were made to enjoy the beauty of life )
( u were made to tell everyone whatever they just read is really just for them to laugh and if they didnt u have failed and are probably gonna get fired and here's your final paycheck coming right now.. as u said made payable to the mrsfieldsforjamaine fund )

~EndScene~
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