Friday, July 28, 2006

fun fun fun!!! =D


aint that the most beautiful thing u've ever seen?
haha... it cost $450... and thats already the discounted price... (though im not gonna say where =X ).... soooooooooo nice!!! i want want want!!! (me and my materialistic dreams... oh well.. if u wanna live this life to the fullest get what u want! and of course work for it..) probably gonna find a job over the 2 month hols and earn some $$$... so nice!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

haha waiting for dx to hurry up go and bath so we can video conference and pain our faces like KISS with the black and white face paint we just bought from this costume shop for our art&design final project... hahaha... we did alot of other crazy things there tooo haha...

Once upon a time there was this evil knight who lived in a "forrest" (check out the err hungry looking wolf and bear... O.O )...He was feared by all the creatures in the "forrest" as he was a cold-blooded merciless hunter...

But deep down inside he was a sad lonely person... with no friends or relatives to talk too... and so he lived his days as usual hunting and hunting...
One day, a spaceship crashed in the forrest and out came 2 astronauts from Dumbo land...
Astronaut DX-"We've crash landed in a strange world maosi... the grass is red and rough... do you think it is safe to remove our helmets?"
Astronaut MAOSI-"Yesh strange place... sorry heeeeeee i know it isnt the best time to tell you but... errrrr i didn't pass the driving test... heeeeee =X .... erm *tries to change subject* theres only one way to check if the air is breathable and safe...
Astronaut DX-"U DIDNT WAT?!"
Astronaut MAOSI-"Here let me show you how to check!"

*maosi opens dx's protective helmet visor.. exposing him to the air outside...*
maosi-*prays that dx suffocates and dies so he cant scold him for not passing u know what*
dx-"Oi boy! Wat u try to do?!
maosi-*realises his plan didnt work* "i was checking if the air was safe...?
dx-"safe your LJ!!!! u stupid !@#&*!@#&*!@&#*!&@#(*&@# never pass ur &()**)(*)(* and then now we crash land in this ^&*(*^$ planet with ^&((^% red ^***&^ grass and u try to ^&#$!% kill me by exposing me to the &**^*^ atmosphere?!"
maosi-"k...ki... kill you? no sir nooo... i never ... "
dx-"Im gonna arrest you! put ur hands up! Im actually a secret agent for British intelligence...
dx-" see i have the hat to prove it!!!
dx- *whispers to audience* "shhhh dont tell him... im just trying to scare the shit out of him hee hee hee..." "GET ON THE FLOOR AND GET UR ASS IN THE AIR U IMPOSTER!"
maosi-"u forgot and attempted murderer..."
dx-"SHUT UP AND DO IT!"
knight-"WHO DARES ENTER MY DOMAIN?!?! WHO WHO WHO?!
dx-"who the hell is that?"
maosi-*whispers to dx*"must be some alien .. but wait.. we are on his planet so we are the aliens but if we are....."
dx-"shutup and stop thinking so much... We are from Dumbo Land.. WE COME IN PEACE *shows peace handsign*"
maosi-"eh boss.. u got the peace sign wrong ... i think u are showing him your middle finger =x"
dx-"it might mean peace on this planet... to late to change now anyway... PEACE! *waves middle finger*"
knight-" HOW DARE YOU?! HOW DARE YOU POINT THE FINGER?? AT ME?! DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO I AM?!
maosi-*raises hand*"some guy who is mentally ill and so needs his rest.... we'll jsut go..... "
dx-*pulls maosi back into position*
knight-"I RECEIVE CABLE TV FROM EARTH TOO YOU KNOW? I KNOW PERFECTLY WELL WHAT *points middle finger* means.. and..."
dx-"aiyah cut the crap... WHO THE HECK ARE YOU ALREADY?!"
knight-*takes off helmet*"I AM ALSO THE KING OF THIS PLANET!!!"
maosi-"eh... whos the guy behind you?
king-" Huh?! Who?"
CrazyGuy-"I AM THE KING's TRUSTY LION!!! AND I'll eat you!!! RARRR Fear ME!!! OI! change my name to the LION... Why isit crazyguy?!"
king-*rolls eyes*"zzzZZZzzzZZZ.... lion.. cant u see im busy here?! cant u be crazy somewhere else?"
crazyLion-"I AM NOT CRAZY! Oi change my nick!"
king-" LION! GO BACK TO UR CAGE NOW!"
lion-"aiyah ok lar ok lar..." *walks away sadly....*
king-"now where was i? OH YES! I AM THE KI...."
maosi-"coool wat's this?"
maosi-"eh dx! look im a knight!!! Hurrrr hurr hurr... *dances around* *grabs camera and takes a photo"
king-"Put my dad's helmet down u bugger!"
maosi-*takes another photo*
king-"OI!! IM SERIOUS MY DAD WILL HAVE MY NECK FOR BREAKFAST!!"
dx-"hurrri bet u r daddy's little boy arent you? coochy coochy coooo!!"
king-"im serious get him to take it off.. please! ill do anything!!!"
*maosi dances in background with helmet*
dx-"anything??????"
*maosi starts testing strength of helmet by running head first into a tree*
*CRASH*!
king-" YES ANYTHING!!!"
dx-" OI MAOSI!!!"
maosi-" hmmmm? oh ok.. stop... hurrrr .. sorry couldnt resist... "
dx-"yeah i realised u stupid tin head..."
king-"he broke it!!"
FatherOfKing-"Broke what junior?!
*maosi quickly throws helmet at the feet of the king*
FOK-"what did who brea..... JUNIOR!! YOU BROKE MY FIRST HELMET!!!"
king-"HUH? what me?! who what where when how... *looks down to see helmet at his feet* IT WASNT ME!"
FOK-"IM GONNA EAT YOU FOR BREAKFAST!

*Rescue ship arrives and dx and maosi escape from the planet of red grass*


hahahha ... hope u guys liked the story... completely invented as i was typing this post... haha...
Okie! time to go face painting!!! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
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